Morton Kelsey tells the story of a man who came to the edge of an abyss. As he stood there, wondering what to do next, he was amazed to discover a tightrope stretched across the abyss. Slowly, surely, across the rope came an acrobat pushing before him a wheelbarrow with another performer in it. When they finally reached the safety of solid ground, the acrobat smiled at the man’s amazement. “Don’t you think I can do it again?” he asked. The man replied, “Why yes, I certainly believe you can.” The acrobat put his question to the man again, and when the answer was the same, he pointed to the wheelbarrow and said, “Good, then get in.”
I am offering to push the wheelbarrow as you create your own Spiritual Eco-System, so that you can go within and Self-Discover Your Inner Guru.™ This is not for everyone, in fact I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. Failure is almost certain. Victory is elusive and rare.
For $2,000 I will remind you, to stay out of your own way, as you create a Spiritual Eco-System. You will get my divine inattention, uninhibited humor, and be subject to the consequences of self-discovery. Once you Self-Discover Your Inner Guru™ you will receive a full refund of your $2,000.
Applications are being taken now for the Spiritual Eco-System Construction Course. Once your application is received it will go through an analysis to verify you have the personal willingness necessary to go beyond.
Applicants who are sufficiently disoriented will be offered one of the three seats in the course. You will be given a customized outline that allows you to self-discover who you are not, rebalance your sensory input, the integration process, and finally instructions on how to let go, and be free through unintentional inaction.
Recipe Followers who are not accepted into the course, will be offered a personal report on how to evolve and grow their willingness. This personalized report is based upon analysis of their personal wilinngess and is available for a suggested donation of $37.11.
Those in resistance who do not qualify for the report, will not get a response out of sincere compassion. I do not wish to contribute further to the negative revolutions of insanity that have plagued you up to this point. If you insist I would be happy to recommend a therapist, life coach, or guru that would best suit you.
100% money back guarantee for those who succeed in discovering the teacher within.
“The Nothing I have to offer you is better than Anything anyone else has for you.”
To apply please contact Me via email. All inquiries will be answered in the order they are believed. (me at sdyig dot com)